There's a finite amount of intelligence in the world. -- HokieDevil 09/06/2017 11:07AM
Our ancestors fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix. -- Spud 09/05/2017 8:40PM
No sidewindin, bushwackin, hornswagglin cracker croaker is gonna run me -- typed by ben 09/05/2017 8:49PM
Come to work clean & on time. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom & -- Hoakie82 09/05/2017 8:17PM
"Get 'er Done." Then walk off. 'nuff said. ** -- MikeVT85 09/05/2017 8:09PM
Give me a week to think about it ** -- VaAkita 09/05/2017 7:55PM
Work expands to fill the time allotted to complete it** -- typed by ben 09/05/2017 7:51PM
Good one, Parkinson's Law . . . have to give credit where due ** -- RichwebHokie 09/05/2017 8:36PM
Life throws one challenge after another at you until you die ** -- bigbadbird 09/05/2017 7:44PM
"If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck" - Kenny Powers ** -- Hokie1744 09/05/2017 7:05PM
If you are going to be dumb, you better be tough. ** -- scoop76cs 09/05/2017 7:03PM
Life is like a box of chocolates ... -- TomTurkey 09/05/2017 7:02PM
Move onto the next level, baby ** -- Hurley09 09/05/2017 6:53PM
So, asking the Lounge for something about motivation. How's that working?? ** -- DonHo-kieHi 09/05/2017 6:32PM
If you get behind schedule early you have more time to catch up. ** -- vt90 09/05/2017 6:23PM
Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid. ** -- VTHogmollies 09/05/2017 6:21PM
Always go with Yogi! It ain't over till its over... ** -- UTPr0sim 09/05/2017 6:06PM
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." -- Newt 09/05/2017 6:03PM
Find the important and make it important ** -- Nova Hokie 95 09/05/2017 5:36PM
SO MANY good ones here....but this one just might work and -- Late 80s Hokie 09/05/2017 6:32PM
As an added twist -- Nova Hokie 95 09/05/2017 6:33PM
The lesson is . . . never try. ** -- RhinoVT 09/05/2017 5:32PM
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? And it ain't over now." ** -- TexasGobbler 09/05/2017 5:12PM
If it smells like cologne leave it alone ** -- VaTechie 09/05/2017 5:10PM
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga ** -- Brown Water 09/05/2017 5:04PM
^^ Wears flowing robes ... striking ^^ ** -- vt90 09/05/2017 6:07PM
Eddie Murphy? ** -- EDGEMAN 09/05/2017 5:30PM
The Dalai Lama himself. Big hiitter, the Lama. Long. ** -- Brown Water 09/05/2017 7:53PM
?????? This is cause for bannishment. ** -- RhinoVT 09/05/2017 5:31PM
Got it from this NSFW stand up routine -- EDGEMAN 09/05/2017 5:41PM
Allow me to clear this up. -- RhinoVT 09/05/2017 5:34PM
Play chess, not checkers. No, that one didn't work, did it ** -- 81_Hokie 09/05/2017 5:01PM
...when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ** -- chumley 09/05/2017 4:58PM
Ace Hunter: "Deeds, not words" ** -- WestyHokie 09/05/2017 4:58PM
Believe in yourself (because the rest of us think you're an idiot). ** -- Gobble Gobble 09/05/2017 4:57PM
Dream small - it's your only hope for success. ** -- Gobble Gobble 09/05/2017 5:08PM